Happy Birthday Harry Potter! (and J.K. Rowling)
I’m LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD J.K. NO J.K. SToP
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN
THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL
OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS.
- Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake
- Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter’s Broomstick
- Draco Malfoy and Hagrid’s Bloody Chicken
- Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About
- Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad
- Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet
- Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”